Thirty Reasons to be a Proud Malaysian

Here are the thirty reasons why we are so proud to be a Malaysian..

1)NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

2)NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee

3)NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

4)NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

5)NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

6)NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

7)NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any
pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

8)NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after
a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

10)NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

11)NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

12)NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law
around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not
cold enough, air-cond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to
take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven ' t remove
make-up, haven ' t shower, no water supply, going to watch
"Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...

13)NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

14)NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are
all "dried up".

15)NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret
weapon - Tiger Balm.

16)NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

17)NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

18)NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

19)NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

20)NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

21)NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

22)NATIONAL ANSWER FOR "WHERE ARE YOU"?:
-on the way.

23)NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE:
-10 minutes

24)NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE:
Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler...

25)NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE:
Still cheaper than other country la....

26)NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course
must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah!

27)NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..'

28)NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya
punya bapak punya kah?!

29)NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE):
..... everybody doing what lah............

30)NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days

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